Posts Tagged ‘Advertising’

Ursa majors – the ten best known bears in advertising.

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

Jeremy

You know the Honey Monster? Big, funny, cuddly, kooky old rug? Cold-blooded, careerist vampire more like. Because those of us in our forties know he usurped Jeremy Bear, casting him out of his proud role as the face of Sugar Puffs; condemning him to life of miserable obscurity. Apparently, he can now be seen dancing for pennies at Salford Quays tram stop. But, Jeremy, we remember.

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Where’s the love? Have we had enough of sex in advertising?

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

Valentine’s Day and again I am forced to spend the morning clearing the avalanche of envelopes from my hallway. I had no idea HMRC were so sentimental. However, it does set me pondering the role of romance in advertising.

For decades brand marketeers have worked hard to draw a direct link between a product and the possibility of success with the opposite sex (they’ve rarely been brave enough to suggest a connection with same sex relationships outside specialist publications, despite the acknowledged value of the ‘pink’ pound). It’s a proven strategy and certain goods have decided they must be inextricably linked with romantic relationships and are constantly searching for new ways to push that message.

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Room 101 – ten things to hate about TV advertising

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

If you look to the left, you’ll notice this is the one hundred and first column I’ve written for Creativepool. I must admit I let my century pass by unnoticed, which is rather typical of my lack of attention. But it does allow me the opportunity to pinch an idea from the BBC and consign ten aspects of TV advertising to a virtual dustbin with a yank of a handle and a sickening thud. Should you wish to disagree, I’d heartily encourage you to use the comments facility at the foot of this piece, rather than hunting me down like a frightened hound. Now, if it’s all the same to you, I’ll begin …

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Take your pick. Why consumer choice is not always a good thing.

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Social media is currently the marketing Holy Grail. Formerly sceptical clients are now convinced that, properly leveraged, facebook and twitter will open up a treasure trove of commerce.

Against this backdrop, Dutch airline KLM is offering its passengers the chance to select the person they sit next to on a flight, based on their social media profile. Leaving aside the horror every good Englishman feels when faced with the prospect of making small talk with strangers, isn’t this all a bit unnecessary? Can we not be relied upon to simply ‘play nicely’ with our fellow travellers, without vetting them over the net? Don’t people just sleep and read on a flight anyway?
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Hard pressed.

Thursday, October 27th, 2011


How much do you imagine a quarter page, black and white advertisement in the London edition of Metro (the free commuter newspaper) costs? A few hundred quid? A bit more? The answer is £6,636.
Perhaps I’m terribly naive or getting a bit old, but I find this remarkable. Six and a half grand buys you access to 744, 386 readers to whom you can display a 200mm high x 112mm box in mono, sharing the page with editorial and other advertisements over which you have no control. Want colour? That’ll be 25% more.

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Bill of rights? Why no-one really hates advertising.

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

“Seriously. If you’re in marketing or advertising, kill yourself. There’s no punchline, just do it. You’re the spawn of Satan and the death of everything that’s good.”

That’s Bill Hicks. Angry, bitter, smoking and ranting hero of stand up comedy and – obviously – no great admirer of advertising.

Unless, of course, it was to his benefit.

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Sour cream.

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Sometimes you spot something and wonder ‘What were they thinking?’ Maybe it’s that guy with a tattoo of Darth Vader talking to Pooh Bear. Perhaps it’s a celeb who’s transformed her mouth into two pink, writhing slugs. Or anything Boris Johnson says.

Well, brace yourself.

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Period drama

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

From the off, I am happy to acknowledge I am male and therefore not necessarily best qualified to judge the merits or flaws in advertisements for ‘sanitary protection’. But, as media planners have yet to find a platform completely invisible to men, I glimpse such campaigns from time to time. Ever the critic, I also tend to form opinions on the work.

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The artist who put down his brushes to work in advertising.

Friday, August 5th, 2011

It has become a cliché over the years: the talented young artist leaves college with ideas of becoming a great painter, does not find people beating each other to death to buy his paintings and takes a job – just for a short time – just to pay his bills.

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