Archive for the ‘Christmas’ Category

Twenty & twelve predictions for 2012

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

As a new year beckons, I am very happy to take on the burden of predicting exactly what will be happening in the twelve months to come. Should none of these occur, please speak to my lawyer.

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Help yourself

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Merry Christmas? Times are as hard as a granite boulder, encased in steel, painted in superglue and treated with a rare carbon compound.

Broke is what we are.

Blame a multitude of politicians and stab an accusing finger in the direction of international bankers and I will be with you, brothers and sisters. Had the former been watching the latter, we may not be in this sorry situation. Add to this negligence a patchwork government hell-bent on hobbling the voluntary and public sectors and we’re staring down the wrong end of a long, bleak winter. But again, what’s to be done? In the creative industries, can we really lighten this crushing load in any meaningful way? I feel certain we can.

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M&S and the eradication of Frankie Cocozza

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

I chuffing hate X-Factor. I hate the contestants, the judges, the constant over-dramatisation always to the soundtrack of a Snow Patrol or Coldplay and most of all I hate the fact that it’s all people seem to be talking about. So with all that in mind, and in the interests of audience interests, X-Factor is the subject of today’s blog.

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The real deal. 125 years of Coca-Cola.

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

125 years of Coca-ColaA double celebration this week. Not the wedding – that was last week. No, today we celebrate my 60th post to the Creativepool blog (a nation rejoices) and rather more significantly – 125 years of the brown, sticky, fizzy liquid that conquered the world.

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Meet Vincent Franklin. Writer, actor and creative partner at Quietroom.

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Today we’re off for an informal mental kickabout with Vincent Franklin at Quietroom to discuss that Santa brand book and The Thick of It’s opposition PR guru Stewart Pearson.

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11 resolutions for the ad industry in 2011 …

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Old Father TimeStop putting cats in bins. No more lying to students. Never watch Daybreak. Personal resolutions are just that – personal. But I humbly suggest the advertising industry would benefit greatly from some sombre pledges of its own.  

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The unreliable guide to Christmas

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

It’s Christmas Day. The dog has polished off the sherry and Grandma is nibbling at the turkey carcass. You’re settling down to watch Gremlins 2 but it’s not on. It’s snowy, but you can’t really remember when it wasn’t. In five minutes you’ll be press ganged into playing Guitar Hero for two hours …

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